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Once again, we have another instance of going broke from going woke. These ridiculous woke companies just never learn.

M&M’s, the beloved chocolate candy brand owned by Mars Wrigley, announced on Monday that it was taking an “indefinite pause” from using its “spokescandies” in advertisements following criticisms from some in the media. Most notably, Fox News host Tucker Carlson had commented on changes to the appearances of the spokescandies during a recent segment, stating that M&M’s would not be satisfied until every last cartoon character was “deeply unappealing and totally androgynous”. He went on to remark how green M&M’s had regained her boots but appeared to be a lesbian now and that there was also a purple M&M’s of plus size or obese figure.

In response to Carlson’s statements, as well as the attention they received online, M&M’s released a statement expressing their views saying they had taken an indefinite pause from using the spokescandies due to potential political polarization. The tweet instead introduced Maya Rudolph as the new spokesperson who would represent them and champion the power of fun for everyone to feel like they belong.

The internet reacted with various emotions. Some found it hilarious while others could not comprehend why this was even an issue in the first place. Radio host Jason Rantz suggested their sales must have dipped after going ‘woke’ and therefore did not want to admit it openly. Political commentator Tatjana Pasalic jokingly begged Elon Musk for a parody or real button whilst journalist Ian Miles Cheong stated nobody cared about their spokescandies. The sentiment seemed unanimous that this entire incident was unnecessary with Tom Elliott from Grabien News suggesting firing of the department responsible for it in order to benefit shareholders better.

Even rival candy company Skittles got involved in the fun by sending out thoughts to all our beloved spokescandies who were put on indefinite hiatus due to polarization fears over their portrayal and design changes.

Daniel

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  • Love M & M’s but there are many other treats I can eat. Boycott this woke candy company into bankruptcy. How stupid can a company be.

    • Agreed. These woke companies better stop sticking there nose were it doesn’t belong. These woke CEO’s better pay more attention to their business model, maximizing profits for their share holders. Lt them keep going there. America can live without M&M’s no big loss. They are not the only company that needs to be put in their place. AT&T and Direct TV need to be run into bankruptcy, This inherently corrupt govt., wants state run media, patented after Communist China or Russia. Lying Corrupt Quid Pro KING Joe and the liberal Commie Democrats can’t stand it when a news organization like Newsmax tells the truth to the American People. State run media gives the liberal commie Democrats, to put out all the propaganda and disinformation they want, without question or a rebuttal.

    • I have boycotted them after seeing the first commercial. What is the matter with these companies? Keep politics out, and pay attention to making sure you have a good product. I’ve also boycotted other stores for the same reason.

  • Besides Homo Depot and McD’s and Bk and Target etc that decide they want to go WOKE or against Guns or the U.S. way of Life from our forefathers and all that, M and M’s and skittles are not bought by me! Take your candy and do whatever you want, but I will not buy them! I haven’t bought a BK burger or Homo Depot in many years etc. These people will go the same way! Oh, and incidentally, the same w/Ritz Crackers! They make the crackers in Mexico! It’s not enough we should have these foreigners come against the law and break the same by doing so, but they take our jobs send the money back to their nation and destroy our nation! NO RITZ!!!

  • This kind of crap is a result of electing company board members who are WAY too liberal. Not only should you not use these companies, if you own their stock, you should sell it. That is the ultimate show of lack of faith in the company. When you get your stock holder voter’s ballot, examine the profile of each board member, and vote against those who support “woke” or ridiculous values. Companies I invest in should be interested in making me money and not social engineering. Social engineering is lying to make something appear to be what it is not. And, it is WRONG.

    • Companies should NOT be “interested in making you money”, they should concentrate solely on producing a quality product at a reasonable price that produces a decent profit – by doing so their stock value and dividends will reflect it. Sadly, the only goal with most of today’s companies is MONEY!

  • I, for one, will not buy anything from a company who has turned “woke.” Keep politics out of purchases. I no longer buy M&Ms, which was always a favorite from the time I was a kid (I’m now 81), and had always had them in my house. Same as Bed Bath and Beyond when they threw out Lindell because of his political stance. And the beat goes on with me. Keep politics and sex out of businesses. I like the expression “Go woke, go broke.”

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